Have A Jimmy Sexton Christmas!

While we’re waiting on Jeff Long to announce the new Coach of the Arkansas Razorbacks and in the midst of other SEC coaching changes at Tennessee, Auburn, and Kentucky, we might as well have some seasonal fun with this little ditty to the tune of Burl Ives’ Holly Jolly Christmas…Sharp 
 

Have a Jimmy Sexton Christmas
It’s his best time of the year
Well I don’t know, where my coach will go
But have a keg of beer

Have a Jimmy Sexton Christmas
And when you talk ‘round the street
Say “Hell No” to his client, you know
Or your money you won’t keep

Oh no his Christmas toe
Stuck where you can’t see
Big buyout waits for you
Kiss it bye for me

Have a Jimmy Sexton Christmas
And in case you didn’t fear
Oh, bygolly
Have a Jimmy Sexton Christmas
This year

Have a Jimmy Sexton Christmas
And when you talk ‘round the street
Say “Hell No” to his client, you know
Or your money you won’t keep

Have a Jimmy Sexton Christmas
And in case you didn’t fear
Oh, bygolly
Have a Jimmy Sexton Christmas
This year

For those who don’t know, Jimmy Sexton is a Memphis-based sports agent whose clients at different times have included Nick Saban, Steve Spurrier, Tommy Tuberville, Phillip Fulmer, Lane Kiffin, Houston Nutt, Philip Rivers and John Parker Wilson, Mark Ingram and Trent Richardson.